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It seems my efforts to get on Ffamran's good side have paid off somewhat - he has agreed to move into an apartment with me!  Unfortunately, his terms were that I must pay the rent alone, and Fran must be able to live with us too.  Ever the shrewd businessman, my son!  Alas, this rather limited my choice; in fact it gave me no choice whatsoever.  With my wage and his demands, the only option available was a Sector 7 duplex, S1.  I took a look in the house today, and it is rather grim.  Furthermore, there is an ever-present smell of tea and cigarette smoke in the air, emanating from one of the nearby buildings.  This will take some getting used to.

I hope Ffamran appreciates the depths to which I am willing to drop in order to make amends.  

While I did the paperwork for the house, Ffamran appeared to be knocking the walls in his and Fran's bedroom, determining their strength and integrity.  The mind boggles.
 
 
 
 
 
 
As much as I would rather the arrow in the title faced opposite, I must regretfully say that the bomb that had been following me round for over a day has finally sought a new target.  Unfortunately, that person is Lulu as opposed to a more deserving individual, but alas, such is life.  It was unfortunately a likely outcome based on the fact that myself and Lulu work at the same premises, and so used was I to the perpetual gaze of Mine that I did not even notice it disappear from my proximity.  I suspect it may have latched onto Lulu while I was occupied with some re-organising of the cursed scrolls.

Many apologies, my lady.
 
 
 
 
 
 
In my nigh-endless wisdom, I have come up with this final draft for our blitzball team to save Ffamran and the others from the clutches of Great Mallboro.  Find out if you made the cut.

LF - Jecht
RF - Lani
MF - Lucrecia
LR - Faris
RR - Loz
G - Myself

Unfortunately, my goalkeeping stat is not the highest, but indeed, I make up for it with my other abilities.  It will be up to the defenders to not let anything past, while I support the others in all other regards.  Remember, losing here means mind slavery, and relying on somebody else to pick up the pieces.  While I have never been a glory seeker, I do resent the prospect of failure, particularly if it means subjecting my magnificent mind to the whims of another.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
Our excursion into Great Mallboro has taught us a lot.  Our captive associates are indeed there, being restrained by mind control.  Furthermore, freeing them by force is perhaps not our best option, although winning in a battle is indeed an option nevertheless.  Also, Jecht has been taken prisoner.  The details of his capture remain mysterious, but no doubt it was his lecherous nature that made him an easy target.

So, myself and Sephiroth believed that our best chance to free the slaves was to win in a blitzball match.  Our best players against the best players from our captured NPCs.  No doubt Vivi and Garland will be on the roster.  This is therefore an official recruitment group for blitzball.  We want only the best of the best, or we will not stand a chance.  Anybody who feels they will be an asset to the team should apply, although I will decide who makes the cut.  Also, be warned - defeat will result in all participants of the match becoming slaves at Great Mallboro.  With this in mind, only the supremely confident need apply.

Also, I am banning Ellone from applying to this tournament.  Should we fail, our next best chance may well lie in a Triple Triad match.

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I appear to have been roped into playing war games, at NORG's behest.  Ordinarily, I would jump at the chance to prove just how impressive my cunning and strategy really is... but alas, the oafish Jecht has already signed up to be the leader.  NORG cares not for democracy, and as such it was a first-come first-serve situation.  Were Jecht the sole representative of his world (as I am to mine), I would be offended, but thankfully the lovely young Lulu is also part of the team.  She is also far more qualified than Jecht to co-ordinate a grand strategy.  As it stands, I rather see myself and Lulu being forced to play our part in 'the team that attacks everyone'. 

I am torn.  While I do wish to win, doing so would come at the cost of Jecht being crowned the most strategically capable person at the mall.

Ne'ermind, erase that notion.  I am not torn, and I dearly hope that we lose.  Nothing is worth suffering the ego trip Jecht would have if we were to win.
 
 
 
 
 
 

It would seem my previous entry was rather pre-emptive, and my current situtation has changed drastically and suddenly.  Due to a minor miscalculation on my part as to the current, apparently unidirectional properties of the dimensional rifts, I find myself stranded, and in need of work and lodgings.  The latter I will be able to sort out for myself once I can acquire some proof of income, but until then I humbly request that someone shows a little generosity and can offer me a bed for the time being.

Any takers?

Ah, the delightful Lulu appears to have taken up her old position as manager of Socdel Sykel.  I shall offer my services at the store once again.  The aroma of incense and the allure of dark magic is ever so appealing.


 
 
 
 
 
 
Ah, my old friends, it is good to be back!  Long have my travels been, but since my departure many moons ago I have returned to the places closest to my heart.  The original Bhujerba Sky Garden, Archades, and of course, Giruvegan.  Isn't there something simply divine about the seemingly magical technology of the ancient races?  Much can be learned from them, although it takes the impressive mental capacity of a man such as I to fully comprehend their majesty.

But why have I returned, you may wonder?  Well, I must confess an acquiantance of mine made me aware of changes in the dimensional rifts that border our worlds, and naturally it piqued my curiosity.  Such shifts in the space-time continuum do not happen by accident, and something with the power to alter the continuum on a degree of such magnitude is simply... breathtaking.

Alas, I merely came to visit, and will likely stay only a short duration before returning to my studies in Archades once I have a clue as to why such a major spacial anomaly occurred.  But while I am here, I would like to fill a glass with Archades' finest and toast to old acquiantances!  Nevermind all that business before my departure - I'm sure we can all be gentlemen and put any hard feelings behind us, hmm?
 
 
 
 
 
 
The beginning )
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The group entered through the double doors into the main hall of the mansion.  It was a grand, magnificent room that belies the building's craggy exterior.  In the centre of the hall was a large bronze statue of a knight in full armour, with a small plaque adorning its pedestal. 

To right of the central statue was a staircase leading up with what appeared to be a mirror hanging down behind it.  Two corridors led out from the east and western sides of the hallway, and a small door could be seen against the east wall. 

In the south-western corner (assuming the group entered via a south-facing door), a dusty table lay.  It did not appear to have any distinguishing features at a glance.  

Against the northern wall stood a large bookcase filled with several ancient books on its dusty shelves. 

A voice echoed in the heads of the adventurers...
"Your task begins.... now...    ...free us..."

OOC: In this quest, you will have a lot of ground to cover, although the main hall is the largest of the rooms.  As such, it is advisable to split up into groups to explore the mansion.  You may do this whenever you please, but please note that individual groups cannot interact with eachother unless they meet up in a specific room or corridor.  If a group encounters a specific task or puzzle, only those in that immediate group will be able to tackle it.  You may even have people wandering around alone if you wished!  Just keep me updated about it!  Please note, you will not have any surprise attacks from creatures, so don't worry on that account.  You'll see them coming :)  Have fun!

The team! )
 
 
 
 
 
 
I have had it.  Enough of the noise, the unwavering hostility of this world.  I am far too intellectually capable for such petty work, and for too long have I been neglecting my greatness.  My launching of the mall into space was my pinnacle of achievement, but I do not wish for it to be my swansong, and I most certainly am not going to be remaining in the company of such indescribably moronic people such as Jecht. 

I am leaving for the Ancient Library until further notice, where I may once again sharpen my dulling senses until my triumphant return.  Farewell!
OOC )
 
 
 
 
 
 
I had a rather unfortunate accident regarding my, ah,  facilities today.  I struggle to think of a non-vulgar way of describing the event, but needless to say I am not returning to my loo without a hazmat suit.  It is situations such as this that I worked my very hardest in my education to avoid being employed to clean such a mess in later life.  Thankfully, I am intelligent and successful enough to pay someone else to do this for me.

Does anyone know if Tantalus Temps perform cleaning jobs?
 
 
 
 
 
 
Well, it is certainly an interesting predicament to be living in Bhujerba right now. The landmass floats high above the ground, meaning that the snow hit us first, and hardest. By that logic, it is also reasonable to assume that in the area directly below Bhujerba will be relatively dry. Of course, due to the harsh winds of the storm it is still likely to have at least one foot of snow still, but considerably less. I feel that such a unique area that is less affected by changing weather conditions holds potential, but the best use of it currently eludes me. However, since I am unable to go to work until the snow clears and the Bhujerban flights recommence, I have plenty of time on my hands.

However, first things first. I must retreat to my basement, where it is currently warmest. It is well insulated and reinforced for durability, and can even double as a panic room in a pinch. It made quite the dent in my savings, but no-one gets to where I am without a little paranoia.... but I digress. I still have some mimicrystalis from my research during my time at Socdel Sykel, some of which still have unusued fire energy within them. I will need to find alternative sources of heat if this storm persists, but these should do for now.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Well, since I am forced to give up my rather splended normal attire for this week, I have decided to take on the 'lady luck' dressphere. Thankfully, despite the feminine name, the garment itself is suitable for males. I am well-covered, and while I have never been one for hats, believe that this attire suits me well-enough. I prefer gold and red, but gold and black will do for now.

(OOC: I'm basing it on a League of Legends character :p http://www.lol-europe.com/lang/en/images/heroes/char_12.jpg)

Of course, the very notion of luck sickens me, since all great minds never leave anything to chance. I merely chose the outfit for aesthetic value. While I'm on the topic of leaving nothing to chance, I am keeping a very close eye on Squall. His marked change in attitude can only spell trouble for the rest of us, and I am most aware of the fact that he will most likely blame me for it the moment he comes round. The sword of Damocles hangs tentatively above us all, and I for one will not stand idly by waiting for the hair to finally snap.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Squall has disappeared again, and I am rather unsure of his location. Were he not such an incompetent fool, I would be concerned about his motives, but I am certain that whatever he plans to do, will fail. This is just as well, as I have been preoccupied lately. I keep remembering my childhood. My parents were never poor, but they were never high enough up the social ladder to rub shoulders with the Archadian officials and lords, and I felt rather like a big fish in a small bowl of water. Far more intelligent than my peers, even at a private school, despite being one of the less well-off of the students there. All rich children tend to look down on those less wealthy, especially if they are far more intellectually capable, and no-one was more intellectual than myself.

But enough reminiscing; I have to try and check our stock, as Squall has gone away without leave.
 
 
 
 
 
 
I suppose it was rather inevitable, my defeat. Thankfully death is not permanent under these circumstances, and a quickly administered phoenix down can save me from a permanent loss of life. My traps were certainly effective, but could not trigger people moving at supersonic speed, which unfortunately Loz is capable of. He was able to quickly move past my traps and deliver a mercifuclly swift killing blow, but his insistence on staying in the vicinity at normal speed in order to check I was dead resulted in his death at the hands of a motion-sensitive taser trap. Of course, the taser was linked up to the main power supply, shocking Loz with enough electricity to kill him instantly.

We are both out, and my GPS tracker seems to have been taken by Loz. A disappointing turn of events, but not nearly as much as Squall surviving my poison gas trap in the air vents. I at least smoked him out, and he may think twice about putting so much faith in his beloved air vents in future. Perhaps I should have accessed the air conditioning controls in NORG's office and blasted burning air to burn him alive, rather like in the week in space.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Using my rather splendid GPS system, I have been able to keep track of everyone's locations. However, there is one in particular it will give me great pleasure to dispatch: Squall. Using the GPS I have been able to locate his position in the air-vents, and he is in a spot near fountain 5, with three air ducts that provide access to his position. Using some quick-seal foam and some boxes I took from Your Chocobo's Paradise, I sealed up two of the exits, and at the third I inserted a canister of my own poison gas recipe and released it, before sealing that duct off as well. Hopefully this will reach Squall and kill him.

While I was blocking off the third duct, which as near the Sphere Theater, Garland attempted to attack me with a mop. He managed to inflict a small flesh wound to my lower torso with it, but thankfully I had a nethicite crystal on my person. It was not enhanced in any way, but it is still sharp and heavy, and I managed to beat him down by repeatedly smashing him in the head with it, until he was lying on the floor with his brains leaking out. Quite the gruesome sight, but I had no other option given the circumstances.

I have now returned to the history section of Byblos to recover. Perhaps it is just as well, for I can see a blinking red dot on my GPS moving at a remarkably high speed towards the store...
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sephiroth )

Private )
 
 
 
 
 
 
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I wish to bring The Guild back to it's former top-three glory for this tournament, and for this we shall require two things - a new defender (to replace Rydia) and a new striker (to replace Nanaki). I could easily take someone from the list of many bored NPCs looking for a game, but I would rather someone who will really make a difference. Of course I will only accept, as always, someone of high intellect or of a mystical/magical nature. Fools like Jecht or Loz need not apply.
 
 
 
 
 
 

I have been fairly busy this week, dealing with the large flocks of customers who came to see Sephiroth, many of whom were armed with whips and handcuffs. Some were men too. After escorting many of them out, I was able to get back to work. My personal appearance had not changed enough to make me young like most other people here, but rather gave me that old professor sort of look which some younger girls seem to go for. A lot of disproportionate college girls kept trying to get me to sleep with them, and the female attention was rather enjoyable, I must admit. I am considered rather attractive for my age, but it has been a long time since girls barely out of their teens have become so taken with me. It was only the worry that some of them might have actually been younger than they looked that stopped me from enjoying myself with at least one - if a girl was 16, who's to say that fate wouldn't have given her the body of a woman? Granted, where I am from the age of consent is only 16, but for a man in his early fifties that is still incredibly amoral. And that is coming from someone who has been indirectly responsible for the deaths of thousands, through the ingenious creation of war machines.

But now, time has once again caught up with me. My skin has sagged a bit, deeper wrinkles have appeared on my brow, and my hair has greyed. It has essentially aged me about 10 years, but compared to many others, my change is rather undrastic. For example, Sephiroth's mane of silver has been replaced by a few mere strands dull grey, and Squall now has the look of an aged biker who has smoked thousands of cigarettes. I must say, Squall looking so old and defeated has really brightened my day.

 
 
 
 
 
 

This new week is rather interesting, although I am mostly unfamiliar with Tonberries.  Granted the name is most familiar and has appeared in our mythology, such that one of our Archadian constructs was named after it.  It was a fairly flimsy design, and certainly did not look like the tonberries in the mall today.  I appear to be the only person here who has not actually seen one before however, let alone face them in combat.  I have been told by many that their appearances belie a huge amount of power and resilience, so I shall go against my better judgment and trust those of others.

This renaissance faire appears to be full of people attempting rather poor British accents - it appears that I am the only person here with one that is geniune.  Unfortunately, those idiots around the mall who are claiming that i'm the one with the bad accent make me want to throw them off a cliff, especially when they frequently slip into a semi-Australian accent instead.

My clothes for this week are, however, quite poor.  I refused to go ouit and purchase my own outfit, so have been given a peasant's outfit upon entering the mall.